I was drinking and playing cards with my Girlfriends brothers and some other buddies this weekend, and her mom came and had a couple with us. She wanted to listen to classic rock. I agreed wholeheartedly…… everyone else looked at us like we were retarded. Damn kids these days have no taste.
Grandma made our old chicken coop into a wild cat coop. It’s got a heat lamp, straw bales, old tires, food, and water Set up in there. Now that I live there, its my cat coop. I Just found a batch of kittens yesterday. Who wouldn’t want a bunch of cute kittens running around?
My mother shares all kinds of liberal shit and constantly tags me in pictures of cute animals. “I don’t care if the baby goat is cute, mom. They’re assholes. I’m not getting you and sis one.” My grandma on the other hand is the type that acts 20 years younger than she is. I once listened to her try to dictate a facebook post by voice for 45 minutes. My girlfriend at the time typed it up for her in 2 minutes. Old people shouldn’t have technology.
Tell me about it. My best current option is a freshman in college who’s folks live 5 miles away from my place….. And her aunt and my uncle are married. At least she’s cute……
I grew up in a town of 200 people. Moved onto the farm after my grandparents died and am living in the house my great grandpa built. It is awesome being out in the middle of nowhere, especially when you can walk out the front door and be at your job. And you can drive around and shoot stuff and fuck aroun and no one cares. But there are definetely trade offs. Especially when you’re related to half of the whole 10 women in the area and there’s nothing to do but drink. At least there are 5 bars within 15 miles of me….
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I was drinking and playing cards with my Girlfriends brothers and some other buddies this weekend, and her mom came and had a couple with us. She wanted to listen to classic rock. I agreed wholeheartedly…… everyone else looked at us like we were retarded. Damn kids these days have no taste.
Grandma made our old chicken coop into a wild cat coop. It’s got a heat lamp, straw bales, old tires, food, and water Set up in there. Now that I live there, its my cat coop. I Just found a batch of kittens yesterday. Who wouldn’t want a bunch of cute kittens running around?
My cousin plays high school hockey and is there right now. He’s told me “it’s all about the flow.” Fuckin kid
TGDAG: Attend your own wedding and lose your shit over the whiskey on Todds breath during the ceremony.
My mother shares all kinds of liberal shit and constantly tags me in pictures of cute animals. “I don’t care if the baby goat is cute, mom. They’re assholes. I’m not getting you and sis one.” My grandma on the other hand is the type that acts 20 years younger than she is. I once listened to her try to dictate a facebook post by voice for 45 minutes. My girlfriend at the time typed it up for her in 2 minutes. Old people shouldn’t have technology.
After 5 nights of boozing last week, I decided to do the same thing this week/weekend. I only pray I can find the kind of willpower you possess.
Tell me about it. My best current option is a freshman in college who’s folks live 5 miles away from my place….. And her aunt and my uncle are married. At least she’s cute……
I grew up in a town of 200 people. Moved onto the farm after my grandparents died and am living in the house my great grandpa built. It is awesome being out in the middle of nowhere, especially when you can walk out the front door and be at your job. And you can drive around and shoot stuff and fuck aroun and no one cares. But there are definetely trade offs. Especially when you’re related to half of the whole 10 women in the area and there’s nothing to do but drink. At least there are 5 bars within 15 miles of me….