“Why didn’t you follow up with me?” PGP.

The feeling of walking into an empty restroom. PGP

If anyone actually saw how I eat alone in my cubicle, they would be disgusted. #PGP.

I can’t get internet on my phone in any of the office’s bathrooms. PGP.

You know it’s going to be a good day when you get your side part in a straight line on your first try. PGP.

That primal rush when Chipotle doesn’t charge you for double meat.

The Wait of Shame on the toilet so you don’t have to make eye contact with the people who just heard you destroy it. PGP.

I don’t have anything witty to say, I just really hate my job. PGP.

Getting asked if I wanted a eyebrow trim while I was getting my haircut. PGP.