The only email I sent today was to a coworker, regarding a fantasy football trade. PGP.

Role playing sales calls with my boss is the the most terrifying thing I have done in years. PGP.

Only time I laughed today was in pity to a PGP post. Then realized, that was the only time I laughed today. PGP.

Mumbling “fuck you” under your breath to everyone that emails you asking for “an update”. PGP.

Saved my other half of leftovers for later so I could have two lunches to look forward to today. PGP.

Suns out, no guns to pull out. PGP.