Got invited to get lunch with our vendor today but not to dinner tonight. PGP.

“Hey! How was your vacation? By the way…” PGP.

I was showing a senior analyst something on my laptop and accidentally hit the alt+tab keys, then he saw multiple LinkedIn jobs pages. PGP.

I stayed up the whole flight waiting for my flight attendant to bring my coffee, which she apparently forgot about. PGP.

“Heard you were a legend last night.” PGP.

My piss still smells like beer. PGP.

Made a mistake at the company event and am getting judged by the female colleagues…. blame it on the open bar. PGP.

My manager added me on Snapchat. PGP.

My weekends: taking calls and answering emails in my bed still hungover. PGP.

“I’m not sure what your question is.” PGP.