Being caught on Tinder is worse than being caught texting. PGP.

I’m going to get a haircut today and update my LinkedIn photo. PGP.

A senior colleague just scheduled a 4:30 on my calendar today (Friday). Fuck you man. PGP.

Putting earphones in both ears hoping no one will talk to me today. PGP.

My manager viewed my LinkedIn profile 2 hours ago. PGP.