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Me to woman who sits next to me: “Is 8 women’s pant sizes a lot?”
Woman who sits next to me to me: “Uh, ya.”
Congrats on the progress!
Not to nitpick, but being a good person isn’t to attract the opposite sex, it’s to be a good person.
He’s back!
Had a minidesk player installed in the head unit of my car stereo. True story.
Basically the millennial beta vs. VHS debate
Try the Onnit Matcha Chai Latte. It’s super sweet and has the added benefit of replacing your afternoon coffee.
Grandex / Onnit – that one’s free y’all
I got a tattoo when I was 20 which I thought was cool for exactly 4 days. The more people asked about it, the more I told them what it “meant”. But, like anything, the more I repeated the story, the dumber it sounded.
Don’t get tattoos**. Tattoos are stupid.
**Unless you are in the navy.
New York is also the hipster capital of America. Hipsters are easy to mock, but they bring it when it comes to food.
New York City! Come for the shitty apartments, stay for the weather!
Painter? I just met her!
You’re old fashioned.
Are you not doing the nihilist bit any more? I miss the nihilist bit.
I took it deep last night and am hanging on for dear life at work today. This evening’s beer isn’t just a release, it’s a redemption.
“Working for this major airline is a blast!” -Nobody
User name checks out
Two words: rent arbitrage
7 5/8 – just means I have a big brain right?
Down goes Frazier! Down goes Frazier!
I got Blue Apron which means I’ll give up half way through prepping the vegetables and order Chinese food
When you retire, by definition you stop closing deals.
Never retire. Never stop closing deals.
These are basically the books from Myst
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