Told my secretary I wasn’t feeling well and was going to check out early. She said “you don’t look very good.” I’m actually fine, I just wanted to run some errands.

“Sale” “Sort by: Lowest price first” PGP.

I thought “Athleisure” was a brand — I’ve been looking all around for it. PGP.

Left my number on a receipt for the waitress at Applebee’s. Biggest rush I’ve gotten all month. PGP.

My mom finally accepted my LinkedIn invitation 2 years after she laughed and told me no because I’d tarnish her network. PGP.

Got to work today at 8 a.m. and didn’t get to check PGP until 10 a.m. PGP.

My coffee intake is becoming more of a habit than necessity. PGP.

Overheard in the office: “So does that mean like you have a foot fetish?” PGP.

Everything is a “best” practice. PGP.

I was too tired to watch Monday Night Football. PGP.