Got paid on Friday. Checked my bank account this morning. Apparently, spent 50% of it on t-shirts from my favorite brewery back home. Priorities, right? PGP.

I mentioned to my parents that I take toilet paper from hotels during business trips and now they’re convinced I’m having money trouble. PGP.

Stuck in the lab while the lady who cleans our office yells at her daughter over the phone. PGP.

Trekked to the office in this blizzard for an important client meeting that “can’t be missed” only to find out the client cancelled without notifying anyone but the boss. Boss forgot to email the team to not come in. PGP.