My house was built on dirt and the grass is just starting to come in, but it’s spotty as shit. I now feel old because I am way too concerned over the quality of my lawn. I do look forward to the day where I can yell at kids to get off my damn lawn, though.
Off the the US Open today!
I would watch an hour long Real World style video of you guys just talking shit about one another.
I bet she doesn’t even know how to pay a credit card bill.
Duda Jr over here…
Culver’s isn’t on this list so your rankings are wrong.
And White Castle is garbage. I’d even put Hardee’s/Carl Jr’s over that place.
Stay off my lakes, FIBs.
Girl’s understanding of making a living on Instagram or a blog:
Phase 1: Collect likes
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Profit
Seeing Backstreet in Vegas next month. Suck it, haters.
I’d rather follow the lives of the pets instead of their lame owners.
I can relate. Sober Derek is quiet but drunk Derek never shuts the fuck up.
Everyone thinks you’re a loser if you still live at home past age 25, even your parents.
Rich’s interview with Howard Stern is an all time great. Give it a listen.
If you can’t document every part of your amazing night out on every social media platform, did your amazing night out ever really happen?
I refuse to believe that Jesus doesn’t like Bacon.
And Culver’s is the shit. Everything on the menu is awesome.
I can’t believe you get money to write this stupid shit.
Just ask Duda where he hangs out and avoid those spots.
My house was built on dirt and the grass is just starting to come in, but it’s spotty as shit. I now feel old because I am way too concerned over the quality of my lawn. I do look forward to the day where I can yell at kids to get off my damn lawn, though.
Hell yes. Now that I have my cash back card I rarely use my debit card anymore.
This needs to be a TV show. Pitch this shit to Netflix, William.
You would drink Folgers.
That being said, I like you way more than your hippy coworker.