A childhood friend just signed with the Seahawks and I’m sitting in a cubicle.

I don’t care who notices but I am watching the PGA today on my laptop.

The sound of typing will be the end of me today.

Just caught my newly divorced coworker on seniorpeoplemeet.com

Taking a shit in another mans stench. PGP

Had a brief convo with the new guy today…. once he said he is 24 and married I walked away.

Coworker I cant stand walks in the office….headphones go in #pgp

Helping people find their dream job was not my dream. #PGP