Single Ply Toliet Paper. PGP.

“Happy Monday!…” PGP.

Getting more excited about Tax Breaks than Spring Breaks. PGP.

I’ve gone from hitting on college girls to hitting on single moms PGP.

Seriously debating calling in sick to play Halo 5, not being able to afford to actually do it. PGP.

I need coffee to poop in the morning now PGP

Bookmarking PGP under “workstuff.” PGP.