At least you were in a position to clean yourself up and nobody is the wiser. You could’ve sharted in your work slacks while getting your first cup of coffee for the day.
I’d expand that out to political professionals in general. As someone who works in politics and has direct contact with constituents, I can tell you that the vast majority of people have no idea what goes into making law.
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Todd’s mom is bringing the heirloom engagement ring that her grandfather gave to her grandmother.
Naturally, the diamond is going to be “too small, the wrong cut and the setting is hideous. I can’t believe you’d ever think that I’d wear this.”
At least you were in a position to clean yourself up and nobody is the wiser. You could’ve sharted in your work slacks while getting your first cup of coffee for the day.
Someone read their Nietzsche
Todd would be dead
Shooters shoot
“Fine, if he doesn’t want to pay attention to me now, I’ll make sure he does later…”
I’d expand that out to political professionals in general. As someone who works in politics and has direct contact with constituents, I can tell you that the vast majority of people have no idea what goes into making law.
Stacy’s Mom is basically a Beatles song for our generation.
A relateable theme, catchy hook, infinitely listenable.
Tengo una novia, y no tienen necesidad de sus servicios.
¡Quédate en tu camino, borracho idiota!
¿Cómo pago este maldito boleto de exceso de velocidad?
Si no me dejas salir de este taxi, te voy a hacer estallar en la parte de atrás de la cabeza.
No, gracias, no quiero drogas.
¿Cuánto lo está vendiendo para, sin embargo, por curiosidad, como, si mi amigo quería comprar algo o lo que sea?
Unfiltered Camels. Used to work on the Hill and he had a double-deep desk drawer filled to the top with them.
-Finished reading
-Opened Spotify
-Followed “Swagger” playlist
-Crushed deals
I was hoping she would be pulled off the plane, United Airlines style
I was the old guy at a fraternity brother’s bachelor party and I tried to instill this in them.
Poor souls…
What a man of the people. Thank you.
Anyone else miss the panic rooms?
Damnit, Round Robin.
Where did you get free Julie’s? Can’t be around Robin?
Fuck you
Keep your head down today and your juleps high tomorrow.
You can’t be your best today carrying around the worst of yesterday.