The only way this could have been entertaining is if the test taker had smoked weed right beforehand. Or was a regular user for some reason. Instead we got to read about your stupid fucking pen and the receptionist. NOBODY CARES. This should have been just a lot of “oh shit! oh shit! oh shit!” should have asked your grandmother for clean urine. Should have been super nervous, etc. Way off mark.
Rob it only took me a couple paragraphs before realizing you were behind this. Most everything posted on these sites are entertaining enough to pass the time…but your columns have been really golden lately. Cheeky as hell. Funny as shit. I just really enjoy the writing style and want you to know it.
Glad to see some better participation this week. And it’s about time we got some vomit/doo doo/foreign substance submitted. Let’s get gross with this shit.
I vow to participate next week. This should continue…thanks Brian for carrying the team.
2 extra years for an MBA may not add anything to your work credentials…but will ignite an internal flame within your employee that is unmistaken. This site is Post Grad Problems. Loosely Translated = why the fuck did I graduate college? Those extra 2 years in a college setting are invaluable. Potentially molding a happier employee.
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The only way this could have been entertaining is if the test taker had smoked weed right beforehand. Or was a regular user for some reason. Instead we got to read about your stupid fucking pen and the receptionist. NOBODY CARES. This should have been just a lot of “oh shit! oh shit! oh shit!” should have asked your grandmother for clean urine. Should have been super nervous, etc. Way off mark.
Rob it only took me a couple paragraphs before realizing you were behind this. Most everything posted on these sites are entertaining enough to pass the time…but your columns have been really golden lately. Cheeky as hell. Funny as shit. I just really enjoy the writing style and want you to know it.
A caveat to your caveat…satire. ha ha. this is not real. in any circumstance. shouldn’t have to say it.
Your intentions were pure for writing this…but when you lead off with “watch less NFL football”…nah brah.
Exactly how over weight are you, Catie? the spelling of your name makes me cringe almost as much as your writing style.
Ew.
Glad to see some better participation this week. And it’s about time we got some vomit/doo doo/foreign substance submitted. Let’s get gross with this shit.
I vow to participate next week. This should continue…thanks Brian for carrying the team.
Rob you are by far my favorite writer on these sites. I fucking laugh out loud every time.
Goldberg spear reference FTW.
2 extra years for an MBA may not add anything to your work credentials…but will ignite an internal flame within your employee that is unmistaken. This site is Post Grad Problems. Loosely Translated = why the fuck did I graduate college? Those extra 2 years in a college setting are invaluable. Potentially molding a happier employee.