The reason that taxis aren’t dead are because of city governments afraid of the kickbacks, er, I mean, revenue that Lyft and Uber are taking. I used to commute daily to work in taxis. I don’t miss it.
This makes me thankful I got married to a woman that understands the value of money and realizes love is more than an expensive piece of glass on a piece of metal. My ring cost $500 and I popped the question at the Bean in Chicago.
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There’s times I’ve eaten in the car solely because my cell phone gets squat for signal at work.
The reason that taxis aren’t dead are because of city governments afraid of the kickbacks, er, I mean, revenue that Lyft and Uber are taking. I used to commute daily to work in taxis. I don’t miss it.
This is getting good. Who am I kidding? This is good.
This makes me thankful I got married to a woman that understands the value of money and realizes love is more than an expensive piece of glass on a piece of metal. My ring cost $500 and I popped the question at the Bean in Chicago.
If I didn’t need more reasons to hate my generation…
Jesus, what a bunch of hoity-toity bitches.
Jesus. My wife is a vegetarian and yet she’s not pushy about my eating habits.