I don't know why I put the "65" at the end of my username nor choose my douche-esque username. I'm paid to be on the Internet all day. Interning Legend.
The fact that a picture of the “Sex and The City” girls was used as the picture for this article makes the lead to think that you and your sorority sisters would move to town to become sluts and write blogs all the time.
I think all of us here are trying to get a hold on our lives as it is with working, drinking, etc. Add this girl into the mix and it would be a living nightmare. I’d feel sorry for the next poor fellow to go after her.
Since this country’s divorce rate is at 50% and studies show younger couples are at a higher risk of a divorce in the near future, its gonna pretty frickin entertaining to see who’s gonna end the marriage. Props to you sir for having that mentality.
Hard Liquor Mixers that don’t have soda in it aren’t basic, it just means you can handle the taste of the liquor and don’t wanna ruin it. The only time when soda can be mixed with it is college bars because that wells stuff, as we know, its the work of the devil. Everything else though I’m having doubts. I’m sorry man.
Saunas and Steam Rooms are God’s gift. I just wish it was more like that stock photo where you go in with your Post Grad Dad Bod and some smokeshow dime piece comes out of no where and merely says, “Hey, your lap looks comfy. May I lay my head on it?” But for now, all we can do is dream. Happy Friday
Greatest thing ever. I’ve done this move for the longest time when going to local bars for games or a night out. It’s called a “Boilermaker” apparently and damn, its worth it.
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Shut up, Alan.
The fact that a picture of the “Sex and The City” girls was used as the picture for this article makes the lead to think that you and your sorority sisters would move to town to become sluts and write blogs all the time.
How’s your relationship with your ACTUAL father?
I think all of us here are trying to get a hold on our lives as it is with working, drinking, etc. Add this girl into the mix and it would be a living nightmare. I’d feel sorry for the next poor fellow to go after her.
Its not that you or anyone else here is old, its that were smart. Most of the people there were these people anyway:
https://youtu.be/W_IzYUJANfk
Since this country’s divorce rate is at 50% and studies show younger couples are at a higher risk of a divorce in the near future, its gonna pretty frickin entertaining to see who’s gonna end the marriage. Props to you sir for having that mentality.
Hard Liquor Mixers that don’t have soda in it aren’t basic, it just means you can handle the taste of the liquor and don’t wanna ruin it. The only time when soda can be mixed with it is college bars because that wells stuff, as we know, its the work of the devil. Everything else though I’m having doubts. I’m sorry man.
The Netflix is coming in hot today. Trailer Parks Boys and Arrested Development. Also got some General Tso’s Chicken. I’m camped in.
Saunas and Steam Rooms are God’s gift. I just wish it was more like that stock photo where you go in with your Post Grad Dad Bod and some smokeshow dime piece comes out of no where and merely says, “Hey, your lap looks comfy. May I lay my head on it?” But for now, all we can do is dream. Happy Friday
Greatest thing ever. I’ve done this move for the longest time when going to local bars for games or a night out. It’s called a “Boilermaker” apparently and damn, its worth it.