Everyone’s ‘faking it.’ You start faking it in your 20s, and year after year you get better and better at faking it. Eventually you get so good at faking it that just comes naturally; you’ve even got yourself fooled. And then one day you wake up and realize that ‘faking it’ and ‘living it’ have become indistinguishable.
I once tried to set an alarm to remind me to text a girl back later on. And that’s when I realized I’m a pathetic human being. Rare moment of personal growth.
1st guy – shouldn’t have asked him out if you weren’t into him
2nd guy – shouldn’t have lied to your “best friend”
3rd guy – shouldn’t be pursuing a guy who couldn’t give a shit
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Respect for the Star Fox 64 reference at the end there.
I66 is the reason I drink.
Everyone’s ‘faking it.’ You start faking it in your 20s, and year after year you get better and better at faking it. Eventually you get so good at faking it that just comes naturally; you’ve even got yourself fooled. And then one day you wake up and realize that ‘faking it’ and ‘living it’ have become indistinguishable.
This video is 2 years old. Phoning it in. PGP
Shh, if you say her name too often she’ll come back
I once tried to set an alarm to remind me to text a girl back later on. And that’s when I realized I’m a pathetic human being. Rare moment of personal growth.
What gives Grandex? Did you give up on android?
I’m sure the outcome of this situation will be very positive for everyone involved.
1st guy – shouldn’t have asked him out if you weren’t into him
2nd guy – shouldn’t have lied to your “best friend”
3rd guy – shouldn’t be pursuing a guy who couldn’t give a shit
Trust me; I’ve been all 3 guys.
So J, what’s your favorite porn site?
You’re just fucking with us now, right?
These articles are giving me PTSD flashbacks.
I nominate Pepto for commissioner
You’re right, we’re not actually thinking about ‘nothing,’ but when you ask a stupid question you get a stupid answer.
Lord give me a son
Dead Rise all day.
Whoa whoa pump the breaks. The “harder-working” sex?
First rule of drinking whiskey: don’t tell another man how he should be drinking it.
Thou shalt not leave any of your shit in my apartment, thereby forcing me to see you again when you come back to get it.
And when the cart girl stories run dry just move on to waitresses, bartenders, secretaries, uber drivers, etc. Make it happen.