Monday Me : “Fuuuck drinking.”Friday Me: “Let’s rage.” PGP.

It’s amazing how much more work I can get done in the morning when I don’t show up hungover. PGP

My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP

1: “How’s it goin?” 2: “Just another day in paradise.”

Tuesday is the day I stop regretting last weekend and start looking forward to this weekend. PGP.