Got to work later than usual only to discover that a coworker disconnected my laptop and took my monitor before I got in. PGP.

Covered a Saturday shift with the promise of leaving early. I didn’t leave until 5. PGP.

Put in my two weeks and I’ve never been more bored. PGP

The earbud on my headphones ripped today so I had to MacGyver a solution to keep my sanity.

The president of my company admitted that I was underpaid, and then proceeded to not give me a raise. PGP.

Realizing how much dead time you have at work when the intern shadows you. PGP.

One of the few people in the office this week because you ran out of vacation days. PGP.

Based on the questions that my coworkers ask me, I have decided that they have no idea how old I actually am. PGP.

I got to work early and had to sit in my car for 30 minutes because I don’t have the alarm code yet. PGP.

Actually becoming proficient with the phonetic alphabet from having to spell so many things over the phone. PGP.