I can be outdoorsy. Fishing/hunting. Horseshoes near a fire? You bet. But I draw the line at pooping behind a bush. I better be able to find some porcelain nearby
Being a former college athlete. This shit hit real close to home. The most athletic thing I’ve done this year: saving my beer from falling after my dog hit it with his tail. It’s bad.
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I’m just glad a few people got it
He just needs ten more seconds.
Somehow, this is Europe’s fault.
November in Texas is prime “take the tops off the Jeep” season.
That supplement is an unhealthy amount of ibuprofen washed down with red wine/alcohol of your choice
After years of pitching, and four shoulder surgeries, I can barley reach above my head without the risk of popping an arm of a socket
Surprised Suh didn’t have rocks in that snowball
Spot on with this. I never met/played with a pitcher that wasn’t batshit weird. Myself included.
I can be outdoorsy. Fishing/hunting. Horseshoes near a fire? You bet. But I draw the line at pooping behind a bush. I better be able to find some porcelain nearby
I would murder someone just to reach your level of “poor”.
Leave it on some railroad tracks and let insurance do the rest
Every scoop of Mac and cheese that kid gets in the future will have spit in it.
In case of emergencies, the chesty brunette to your left may be used as a flotation device.
Being a former college athlete. This shit hit real close to home. The most athletic thing I’ve done this year: saving my beer from falling after my dog hit it with his tail. It’s bad.
Well damn, guess keeping the pistol in my drawer makes me old fashioned.
If you have one eye, maybe stick to public transport. Depth perception is kind of a big deal when driving.
I’m more concerned as to why someone stuck a curly on the wall…
Watch covers one of mine, blows people’s minds
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To be fair, Taco did get Mark Cuban and Beast Mode to fund his “Taco Corp” ventures. Seems pretty together to me