On Fridays, I put a koozie on my Diet Coke. PGP.
Deleting your fantasy football app halfway through the season out of frustration. PGP.
Putting in another hard day of reorganizing your inbox folders. PGP.
If time theft were a punishable offense, I’d be on death row. PGP.
When “I’m gonna take it easy this weekend” means “I’m broke as shit.” PGP.
“Please consider our environment before printing this email.” PGP.
My palms never used to sweat this much. PGP.
“This is the week that I get it together.” – Me, Every Monday. PGP.
Serious case of office envy, here.
Not seeing the light at the end of your student loan tunnel. PGP.
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