As someone who has been to a race, you NEED to be intoxicated to even tolerate being there. It’s so loud you can’t even hear yourself think. Instead of having a home and away team, you have assholes routing for 42 different drivers so everyone hates everyone. The patrons are, for a large majority, unkempt, obnoxiously drunk individuals on another level of what you and your buddies consider rowdy. Note, I said majority, not all. However, it is nice to see the amount of Patriotism this sport has. Just watch it from home.
2:30pm last Friday I got a request for conference call at 4:30pm. Missed the first couple rounds of happy hour. Satan is behind these events, I’m sure of it.
Wallet and cell in the same pocket? Is a pair of JNCO jeans acceptable office attire at your company? Because normal size pockets don’t facilitate that kind of volume.
The ever debatable wallet location, one of my favorite discussions outside of “Tits or Ass?” and “TP folded or bunched?” I’m a renaissance man, two fold wallet, back left pocket. However, when I’m sitting down I leave it in the center console or in a jacket pocket. Living dangerously, back pain free.
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No one NEEDS and HR guy…
It wouldn’t be out of the realm of possibility for her to blow her way to the top judging by this story.
As someone who has been to a race, you NEED to be intoxicated to even tolerate being there. It’s so loud you can’t even hear yourself think. Instead of having a home and away team, you have assholes routing for 42 different drivers so everyone hates everyone. The patrons are, for a large majority, unkempt, obnoxiously drunk individuals on another level of what you and your buddies consider rowdy. Note, I said majority, not all. However, it is nice to see the amount of Patriotism this sport has. Just watch it from home.
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I was just going to say a pile of silly puddy. But yours works too.
Second best two minutes and thirty seconds of my life.
2:30pm last Friday I got a request for conference call at 4:30pm. Missed the first couple rounds of happy hour. Satan is behind these events, I’m sure of it.
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Wallet and cell in the same pocket? Is a pair of JNCO jeans acceptable office attire at your company? Because normal size pockets don’t facilitate that kind of volume.
The ever debatable wallet location, one of my favorite discussions outside of “Tits or Ass?” and “TP folded or bunched?” I’m a renaissance man, two fold wallet, back left pocket. However, when I’m sitting down I leave it in the center console or in a jacket pocket. Living dangerously, back pain free.
Bud Light is the most expensive “cheap beer” out there. True budget ballers know the sanctity of Busch, High Life, and the stones.
With O Face gone, there’s a big hole to fill in the puns department. Glad you were able to incorporate her still.
Sounds like you aren’t even getting to the “dating” part. You’re just shutting the poor bastards down before they even have a chance.
I can’t wait for Founder’s Day.
I love bumming cigarettes off of people when I’m drunk. Will not smoke when I am sober but I find great pleasure in the occasional drunk butt.
Drove one in college. Damn it.
X3/X5 respectable mentions. I have yet to see any talent hop out of an Eddie Bauer edition Ford Explorer though.