I work an average of 20 minutes less per day thanks to coffee breaks and additional bathroom visits. I wager not drinking coffee I would be about 40 minutes less productive throughout the day so it is really just deal closing driven.
Who the hell is showing up to work at 9am that makes 1:00 the midway point? I am already at work for an hour and a half at that point. Not that I have done anything incredibly productive by 9am but that won’t stop me from eating from 11:30-12 and having the entirety of the 12-1pm time block with a mostly empty office all to myself.
If it wasn’t so convenient for planning events and the fact that a couple of organizations I am a part of use it as the primary means of communication, I would have deleted it a few years ago myself probably. Shit sucks and Zuck sucks.
I’m so glad I have finally found someone who agrees that a perfect 10 is something people think exist way too frequently. A 10 means they are perfection and that they are the standard. Can you honestly say with confidence that out of billions of people in the world, they are the standard? No. There are plenty of 9.9s out there, however.
I’ve never even heard of breakfast tacos tbh but we don’t get exposed to much up here in Maine. There isn’t much that can top an asiago bagel with veggie cream cheese. Love me a good bagel.
I have more confidence in myself handling a firearm and skiing at a snails pace than I do trying to survive a single run down those tracks. Did you see the Germans flip over at the end of their run the other day? Pass.
Y’all haven’t updated the Android app in a very long time (plz h8 on me Apple drones.) It still has the old red and white color scheme which I don’t mind but I also cannot comment from it which is unfortunate.
No one in the history of drinking has thought of Scotch drinkers as “insufferable douchebags” mainly because it is one of the more refined liquor choices out there. If this was about you picking up Hpnotiq it would be more fitting.
Big fan of most of these tips but if you do not have a Crockpot and plan on spending money on something of this nature – I highly suggest the Instapot. Can be used as a slow cooker like the Crockpot but can also be used to cook those same meals very very quickly. Best gift of this past Christmas, hands down.
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Hooo boy this one is gonna bring out a 5-star Nived comment and I cannot fucking wait.
I work an average of 20 minutes less per day thanks to coffee breaks and additional bathroom visits. I wager not drinking coffee I would be about 40 minutes less productive throughout the day so it is really just deal closing driven.
Please stop.
Who the hell is showing up to work at 9am that makes 1:00 the midway point? I am already at work for an hour and a half at that point. Not that I have done anything incredibly productive by 9am but that won’t stop me from eating from 11:30-12 and having the entirety of the 12-1pm time block with a mostly empty office all to myself.
1. Using straws is environmentally irresponsible and unnecessary. Man up.
2. Squad did nicely with that weight loss question.
3. 60k is fine money. No one should be asking you that anyways and if they do then they are probably not the type you want to be seeing.
4. A nice little city called Portland, Maine is great. We have lakes. We have the ocean. We have everything. Great place to be in the summer.
5. Snap convo situation is completely fucked I’d be extremely uneasy with some creep paying for my SO’s attention.
6. You for sure are the problem that everyone has with dating in today’s world. Please re-evaluate on if you are ready for a relationship.
If it wasn’t so convenient for planning events and the fact that a couple of organizations I am a part of use it as the primary means of communication, I would have deleted it a few years ago myself probably. Shit sucks and Zuck sucks.
This was good. I enjoyed this. Also, fuck Cincinnati.
Didn’t read. Let me guess: “Order a Pizza”
I’m so glad I have finally found someone who agrees that a perfect 10 is something people think exist way too frequently. A 10 means they are perfection and that they are the standard. Can you honestly say with confidence that out of billions of people in the world, they are the standard? No. There are plenty of 9.9s out there, however.
I’ve never even heard of breakfast tacos tbh but we don’t get exposed to much up here in Maine. There isn’t much that can top an asiago bagel with veggie cream cheese. Love me a good bagel.
Happy hour at a diver bar tonight
Gym and vball and Studying for my PE Saturday
Gym and vball and more studying on Sunday
This was easily the best installment. Batman references, a Frank sighting, and a heart warming old man with a zinger. Well done, sir.
You’re using your powers for evil and not for good. Too many bad takes on sex, Rach. It makes me sad.
They split Gold with our neighbors to the North last night. Was Crazy to watch.
I have more confidence in myself handling a firearm and skiing at a snails pace than I do trying to survive a single run down those tracks. Did you see the Germans flip over at the end of their run the other day? Pass.
Y’all haven’t updated the Android app in a very long time (plz h8 on me Apple drones.) It still has the old red and white color scheme which I don’t mind but I also cannot comment from it which is unfortunate.
No one in the history of drinking has thought of Scotch drinkers as “insufferable douchebags” mainly because it is one of the more refined liquor choices out there. If this was about you picking up Hpnotiq it would be more fitting.
You are the worst. But a damn good writer. Goodbye forever.
Big fan of most of these tips but if you do not have a Crockpot and plan on spending money on something of this nature – I highly suggest the Instapot. Can be used as a slow cooker like the Crockpot but can also be used to cook those same meals very very quickly. Best gift of this past Christmas, hands down.
Why should Rachel be rewarded for breaking commandment II?