Willsday came early! Is Todd gonna stop this madness soon or what? I’m anxiously waiting his closing break up statement that calls her out for each “thing” she did after graduation.
Playing golf at a young age is the gift that keeps on giving. I was fortunate enough to play in college and everyday my teammates and I would play a practice round for beer money that night. I got to travel all across the southeast playing amazing courses and eating country club food. The lifestyle is unrivaled in collegiate athletics. After all, what other sport is set up where your daily practice is something that the average person pays a lot of money to do? College for me was a 4 year golf trip with the boys. Now I play in corporate outings alongside my company’s executives as their ringer at a bunch of outings they get invited too. I never experienced Friday night lights and that feeling of running out on the field in front of thousands of screaming fans, but this life is a solid alternative. Introduce your kids to golf. From 5 years old until death it’s an amazing skill to have.
As a Colts fan I’ll admit Irsay is destroying the franchise. You need an O line to protect Andrew Luck so trading your first rounder for Trent Richardson and then drafting another wide receiver with the following year’s first round pick is inexcusable. His sabotage on Chuck Pagano is getting frustrating as well.
TGDAG: Breakup
TGDAG: Rebound
TGDAG: Move to Denver
TGDAG: Online Dating pt. III
TGDAG: Return home from Denver
TGDAG: Text their ex
TGDAG: Rehab
TGDAG: Do Porn
TGDAG: Find God
I have a Thanksgiving Bday this year which I’m pretty excited about. It’s not every year that your birthday is at midnight on the biggest bar night of the year, blackout wednesday.
I think there’s a daily blog in the bible somewhere named “Musings of Juleps and Cardigans: Fluent in Sarcasm” by Jesus Christ himself. I’m gonna dig that up.
I think “Dreams don’t work unless you do” fits better with caviar and leather over any other combo. No one dreams about working hard for the chia and lipstick life, ya know?
For 2016, Cubs have an $81 million payroll. Dodgers and Yankees triple that payroll and the Cubs, like NY, LA, and Boston, are at the top of the market and will spend accordingly. We’re a year ahead of schedule and because of that Theo and company have an expanded budget for 2016. Look for Heyward and Price as FA signees and a trade for Chris Archer. You heard it here first.
Maybe I need to get outside more and do more hiking and fishing on the weekends. I need a better sports/life balance. I shouldn’t work all week just to sit there in my free time and invest so much emotion into something I have zero control over. I’m never gonna not watch my teams and I’m never gonna not care, but for health purposes, I should probably pick up another hobby. Those devestating elimination games really fucking suck when you’ve invested so much of your life into the season. It also really sucks when you’re forced to change your PGP username to avoid a public shaming.
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I want everyone to know that I’m aware that I made a typo.
Honestly, is there a worst present to give anyone? Getting nothing is 10x better.
Willsday came early! Is Todd gonna stop this madness soon or what? I’m anxiously waiting his closing break up statement that calls her out for each “thing” she did after graduation.
If you ever have a daughter it’s the easiest scholarship in the entire world. If she can break 80 regularly she can play D1 all over the place.
Playing golf at a young age is the gift that keeps on giving. I was fortunate enough to play in college and everyday my teammates and I would play a practice round for beer money that night. I got to travel all across the southeast playing amazing courses and eating country club food. The lifestyle is unrivaled in collegiate athletics. After all, what other sport is set up where your daily practice is something that the average person pays a lot of money to do? College for me was a 4 year golf trip with the boys. Now I play in corporate outings alongside my company’s executives as their ringer at a bunch of outings they get invited too. I never experienced Friday night lights and that feeling of running out on the field in front of thousands of screaming fans, but this life is a solid alternative. Introduce your kids to golf. From 5 years old until death it’s an amazing skill to have.
Nice. Now I can grab a slice after I buy a vintage jiffy lube tee and a patchouli and saffron candle.
As a Colts fan I’ll admit Irsay is destroying the franchise. You need an O line to protect Andrew Luck so trading your first rounder for Trent Richardson and then drafting another wide receiver with the following year’s first round pick is inexcusable. His sabotage on Chuck Pagano is getting frustrating as well.
TGDAG: Breakup
TGDAG: Rebound
TGDAG: Move to Denver
TGDAG: Online Dating pt. III
TGDAG: Return home from Denver
TGDAG: Text their ex
TGDAG: Rehab
TGDAG: Do Porn
TGDAG: Find God
I hope I get an ecoli-free carnitas burrito with free guac.
Midwest FTW
While we’re at it, Daniel Murphy had a pretty shitty weekend too, but he deserved it.
Matt Harvey: “Let me take the fucking ball in the 9th. The whole stadium is chanting my name and we have a 2 run lead!” …oops
Matt Harvey had a worse weekend than me.
I have a Thanksgiving Bday this year which I’m pretty excited about. It’s not every year that your birthday is at midnight on the biggest bar night of the year, blackout wednesday.
Defending your PGP Username. PGP.
Is taking time to create a themed username based on one event in one article from a made up series a PGP or a full blown cry for help?
I think there’s a daily blog in the bible somewhere named “Musings of Juleps and Cardigans: Fluent in Sarcasm” by Jesus Christ himself. I’m gonna dig that up.
I think “Dreams don’t work unless you do” fits better with caviar and leather over any other combo. No one dreams about working hard for the chia and lipstick life, ya know?
“Little Black Book of Sushi and Gucci: Why fit in when you were born to stand out?” ….Will, it’s….perfect.
For 2016, Cubs have an $81 million payroll. Dodgers and Yankees triple that payroll and the Cubs, like NY, LA, and Boston, are at the top of the market and will spend accordingly. We’re a year ahead of schedule and because of that Theo and company have an expanded budget for 2016. Look for Heyward and Price as FA signees and a trade for Chris Archer. You heard it here first.
Maybe I need to get outside more and do more hiking and fishing on the weekends. I need a better sports/life balance. I shouldn’t work all week just to sit there in my free time and invest so much emotion into something I have zero control over. I’m never gonna not watch my teams and I’m never gonna not care, but for health purposes, I should probably pick up another hobby. Those devestating elimination games really fucking suck when you’ve invested so much of your life into the season. It also really sucks when you’re forced to change your PGP username to avoid a public shaming.