Yea he really has no shot in general to play highly competitive golf at any level of college. He hasn’t played competitively since 8th grade? Even D2/D3 tournaments still need consistent rounds in the 70’s actually compete to win. But c’mon Johnny… you don’t need to know dick about college golf to know that this kid has less than a 0% chance of playing D1, let alone a D1 school in Florida like FGCU as you mentioned.
The dude videotaping should have held her back while this guy drove away. Pretty shitty of the cameraman to record him trying to shake her off without helping out. He could have easily stepped in and allowed the driver to leave. Instead the dude got all of his shit thrown everywhere and she got arrested. I don’t feel bad for her, but the whole situation could have ended immediately if this doucher spared the viral video opportunity and helped out.
Ok Will, I’ll go on your cruise, but I’m meeting you and uncle rodge at the blackjack table and I’m holding down third base and standing on every 12-16 against a dealer face card.
I work in Rosemont next to O’Hare, I didn’t see a single take off or landing today. We’re getting absolutely destroyed with a nasty ice storm right now with really high winds. I’ll be shocked if you don’t get delayed or cancelled even on Thursday. #PrayForWill #PrayForPaula
Yeah, of course they get googled more than role model types, they all have one thing in common: Controversy…except Ruby Rose. I assume people only google Ruby Rose because they hear everyone talking about how fucking cool she is and they need to read up on her so they can join the wave to not only sound topical, but also to appear supportive of the LGBT community in front of their friends.
God I hate some of the GoFundMe pity party shit out there. A girl I went to college with just set up a GoFundMe page to pay off her college debt and posted the link to facebook. Gave her friends one of those… “heyy guys…(cause)….every little bit counts!” She didn’t ask for a chunk.. she asked for all of it. She’s not unhealthy and nothing even remotely bad has ever happened to her. She’s just asking for a cool 90k cuz like, that’s a lot of money for one person to pay off, ya know? She didn’t work during college and lived in a university owned sorority house for 3 years and was able to add the rent into her tuition. She’s a comm major and works at Lululemon. I’m dumbfounded by the audacity and sheer gall it took to create and post that shit.
I know your goal was to speak in extreme “basic” jargon but girls actual talk like this and I don’t understand it. Why would girls go out of their way to become the literal definition of pretentious 100% of the time. Doesn’t it sound more sincere when you say something like “So how have you been lately? Is everything going well?” in and honest tone as opposed to “howww arreeee youuuu! I miss your faceeeee!!!!” followed by an endless flood of compliments, one after another. I feel like at some point the compliments and hyperbole are so overblown, forced, and fake, that it seems like the entire goal of getting coffee is not even about “catching up”, but to reinforce this sweet/witty perception you want everyone to have of you.
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Fuck you Johnny.
Yea he really has no shot in general to play highly competitive golf at any level of college. He hasn’t played competitively since 8th grade? Even D2/D3 tournaments still need consistent rounds in the 70’s actually compete to win. But c’mon Johnny… you don’t need to know dick about college golf to know that this kid has less than a 0% chance of playing D1, let alone a D1 school in Florida like FGCU as you mentioned.
The dude videotaping should have held her back while this guy drove away. Pretty shitty of the cameraman to record him trying to shake her off without helping out. He could have easily stepped in and allowed the driver to leave. Instead the dude got all of his shit thrown everywhere and she got arrested. I don’t feel bad for her, but the whole situation could have ended immediately if this doucher spared the viral video opportunity and helped out.
Ok Will, I’ll go on your cruise, but I’m meeting you and uncle rodge at the blackjack table and I’m holding down third base and standing on every 12-16 against a dealer face card.
I miss Brian’s PGP Friday playlists.
I work in Rosemont next to O’Hare, I didn’t see a single take off or landing today. We’re getting absolutely destroyed with a nasty ice storm right now with really high winds. I’ll be shocked if you don’t get delayed or cancelled even on Thursday. #PrayForWill #PrayForPaula
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Sunshine, ocean, and palm trees = not enthused about Christmas.
Yeah, of course they get googled more than role model types, they all have one thing in common: Controversy…except Ruby Rose. I assume people only google Ruby Rose because they hear everyone talking about how fucking cool she is and they need to read up on her so they can join the wave to not only sound topical, but also to appear supportive of the LGBT community in front of their friends.
MLB needs to go back to 154 instead of 162 and make the WC best of 3 and DS best of 7.
God I hate some of the GoFundMe pity party shit out there. A girl I went to college with just set up a GoFundMe page to pay off her college debt and posted the link to facebook. Gave her friends one of those… “heyy guys…(cause)….every little bit counts!” She didn’t ask for a chunk.. she asked for all of it. She’s not unhealthy and nothing even remotely bad has ever happened to her. She’s just asking for a cool 90k cuz like, that’s a lot of money for one person to pay off, ya know? She didn’t work during college and lived in a university owned sorority house for 3 years and was able to add the rent into her tuition. She’s a comm major and works at Lululemon. I’m dumbfounded by the audacity and sheer gall it took to create and post that shit.
Idk shibbs, that final in-bound play the coach drew up was pretty great. The other team never saw it coming.
Playing dead counts as consent in the wilderness, right?
I know your goal was to speak in extreme “basic” jargon but girls actual talk like this and I don’t understand it. Why would girls go out of their way to become the literal definition of pretentious 100% of the time. Doesn’t it sound more sincere when you say something like “So how have you been lately? Is everything going well?” in and honest tone as opposed to “howww arreeee youuuu! I miss your faceeeee!!!!” followed by an endless flood of compliments, one after another. I feel like at some point the compliments and hyperbole are so overblown, forced, and fake, that it seems like the entire goal of getting coffee is not even about “catching up”, but to reinforce this sweet/witty perception you want everyone to have of you.
I bet coming across cosmo’s robbery today intensified your scaries tenfold. I’m keeping you in my thoughts, Will.
I’ve already addressed my username issue. It’s embarrassing and as the years pass it will continue to get worse. I’m just gonna have to own it.