My fantasy football leagues are a joke. Nobody commits, we have trouble collecting dues, everyone’s afraid of being trade-raped so nobody trades. It it a low-T, mediocre shit-talking, excuse of a league so we can all say we kind of stay in touch.
My fantasy hockey league on the other hand is electric. Destination drafts, no money exchanged – the winner gets pride and that’s it, huge 3-4 team deals throughout the season. Absolutely the most fun I have all year is playing fantasy hockey. I’ve tried to get my FF leagues to that level but people just don’t care enough.
Lost 50 lbs going to Orangetheory without changing my diet at all really. I routinely over 6 months or so would burn 1,000 calories or more per class and it’s so expensive I didn’t let myself miss a class. It was an awesome jumpstart for a guy who was woefully out of shape.
I was visiting a client a few weeks ago and we sat down to dinner (small mom n pop oil and gas company in the south). He started telling the whole table of 50+ year old men (their engineering team) and myself that the reason they don’t employ millennials is because they’re lazy and don’t have any loyalty and how when they did have some younger employees he tried to work with them in a way that would accommodate their slouchiness but people still wouldn’t stick around… Uhhh, buddy, your entire company is going to go out of business if you don’t stop talking down to any new hire you have. SMDH.
1. Extremely. Most nights I’m watching TV and would love to have somebody around. Recently, I’ve been on a big workout kick which is nice because I’m using the alone time to go to the gym instead, but it gets very lonely sometimes, especially since a lot of my friends are engaged/married – Saturday day time? Figure it out on your own.
2. If I think I’m having a girl over or might have sex that night, I throw all the laundry in the laundry basket, make my bed, and put the dirty plates wherever I can (worst place was in the fridge once). My apartment ends up looking kind of clean-ish with an immaculately made bed which I always think looks odd.
3.Me. It’s all my fault. Because of that, Sundays suck.
4. Haven’t burned myself yet but I watched about 3 hours of hungover The Office naked one Sunday before I realized my blinds were open. Whatever, man.
5. Fucking everywhere.
If you are out with guys and somebody offers a round, ESPECIALLY if the bar is crowded, you sign yourself up for whatever the offering party is drinking. Ordering 8 different drinks at a crowded bar is t-t-t-trash. Complaining about your free Bud Light is also t-t-t-trash and unacceptable.
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My fantasy football leagues are a joke. Nobody commits, we have trouble collecting dues, everyone’s afraid of being trade-raped so nobody trades. It it a low-T, mediocre shit-talking, excuse of a league so we can all say we kind of stay in touch.
My fantasy hockey league on the other hand is electric. Destination drafts, no money exchanged – the winner gets pride and that’s it, huge 3-4 team deals throughout the season. Absolutely the most fun I have all year is playing fantasy hockey. I’ve tried to get my FF leagues to that level but people just don’t care enough.
If you are at Au Cheval and you don’t get the burger why the fuck have you waited a few hours for Au Cheval? Check your stock images, William!
Lost 50 lbs going to Orangetheory without changing my diet at all really. I routinely over 6 months or so would burn 1,000 calories or more per class and it’s so expensive I didn’t let myself miss a class. It was an awesome jumpstart for a guy who was woefully out of shape.
I was visiting a client a few weeks ago and we sat down to dinner (small mom n pop oil and gas company in the south). He started telling the whole table of 50+ year old men (their engineering team) and myself that the reason they don’t employ millennials is because they’re lazy and don’t have any loyalty and how when they did have some younger employees he tried to work with them in a way that would accommodate their slouchiness but people still wouldn’t stick around… Uhhh, buddy, your entire company is going to go out of business if you don’t stop talking down to any new hire you have. SMDH.
old defries* FTFY
2012? Shit I didn’t even hear Kygo’s name until 2015
It’s a good thing you still live with all the sisters because you’re gonna need the comfort after this comment section.
As a white guy myself, bold move putting “This is America” on this list because it’s all about raising the middle finger and fighting the man.
Was really hoping this was written by Sally not DeFries
Sup
“I’ll fuck a goat but I’m definitely not gay…”
– Internal_Audit, probably
1. Extremely. Most nights I’m watching TV and would love to have somebody around. Recently, I’ve been on a big workout kick which is nice because I’m using the alone time to go to the gym instead, but it gets very lonely sometimes, especially since a lot of my friends are engaged/married – Saturday day time? Figure it out on your own.
2. If I think I’m having a girl over or might have sex that night, I throw all the laundry in the laundry basket, make my bed, and put the dirty plates wherever I can (worst place was in the fridge once). My apartment ends up looking kind of clean-ish with an immaculately made bed which I always think looks odd.
3.Me. It’s all my fault. Because of that, Sundays suck.
4. Haven’t burned myself yet but I watched about 3 hours of hungover The Office naked one Sunday before I realized my blinds were open. Whatever, man.
5. Fucking everywhere.
If you are out with guys and somebody offers a round, ESPECIALLY if the bar is crowded, you sign yourself up for whatever the offering party is drinking. Ordering 8 different drinks at a crowded bar is t-t-t-trash. Complaining about your free Bud Light is also t-t-t-trash and unacceptable.
We out here watching love get made, folks.
I start reciting active information in my head from when I was a pledge.
I can’t believe Duda wrote something I relate to and agree with.
I ridez for my bagelz.
Read as: hope she wants to have a threesome, from then on its up to her and you’re just along for whatever ride is allotted to you.
Saw the headline and assumed this was a classic John Duda bad take. SAD!
trollin’ for butt – i did a desk giggle.