It only took a few months for me to get on a first-name basis with my dry cleaner. PGP.

Actually looking forward to work this week, because most of the people I hate are still on vacation. PGP.

“Are you going to have enough to keep you busy over the next 2 weeks?” PGP.

When I receive an email that my supervisor is CC’ed on, I reply to it without including my supervisor on it. The sender of the original email proceeds to CC my supervisor again when they respond to me. PGP

That coworker who can’t stop talking about where their children attend high school and college. PGP.

Let’s have a moment of silence for all the men planning to “put a ring on it” this month. PGP.

Being forced to work with a shorter man who has a raging Napoleon complex. PGP.

“Just a heads-up…” PGP.

Listening to coworkers discuss their kids’ bowel movements. PGP.

You know you’re in deep shit when the boss identifies a problem that you created, then asks your superior to solve it instead of asking you. PGP.