I’m blaming DST for all of my screw-ups this week. PGP.

Arranging your groceries on the checkout belt so the healthier stuff hides the junk food. PGP.

The cold and flu season. PGP.

That one coworker who apparently thinks cell phone ringtones are still cool. PGP.

“It has come to my attention that…” PGP.

The phrase “learning curve.” PGP.

Caught myself singing out loud, “Just keep swimming, just keep swimming…” PGP.

There should be a time limit on how many weeks after your wedding you may retain your wedding-themed profile picture. PGP.

“Yeah, but they’re not going to get to keep all that money. A lot of it will go to taxes.” PGP.

Saying “Welcome to our company!” while thinking “may the Lord have mercy on your soul.” PGP.