Just got a Facebook friend request for the first time in forever. It’s a girl from my high school class who unfriended me a couple years ago. PGP.

My roommate from college whom I haven’t contacted in over 3 years endorsed me on LinkedIn. PGP.

Someone interrupted my elevator trip by joining me to ride from the second floor to the third. PGP.

I had to pretend not to listen to an old married couple in Kohl’s arguing loudly about what size pants the husband wears. PGP.

“Someone should probably do something about that.” PGP.

Your news feed still reliably containing the photo of a teenage J-Timberlake at the beginning of May every year. PGP.

Trump just won my home state. PGP.

I now officially have a favorite brand of cough drops. PGP.

Can’t wait until I become one of these people whose whole job seems to be dropping by each office and asking its occupant “Do you have a minute?” PGP.

Jumping through hoops. PGP.