Equifax. PGP.

“Feeling old” on the 40th anniversary of Elvis’s death, despite being younger than 40. PGP.

My neighbors are moving out of their apartment using a horse trailer. PGP.

My neighbors set off fireworks all weekend. PGP.

“Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery” was released in theaters 20 years ago. PGP.

I was the only one left in the office at 5:00, and the janitor came by my desk and informed me, “You know, you’re not getting any extra credit for staying late.” PGP.

Using “It was a short month” as your excuse for being broke at the end of February. PGP.

Your parking job being your proudest accomplishment of the work day. PGP.

Jealous of Obama because he gets to quit his job today. PGP.

The new LinkedIn format. PGP.