Still buying and loving Lunchables. PGP.

Playing phone tag. PGP.

Forgetting to set your fantasy football lineup. PGP.

Sweating through your dress shirt within 10 seconds of going outside. PGP.

Having way too many keyring cards. PGP.

Subscribing to GQ but not having the money to afford anything in it. PGP.

Weight gain after conferences or travel. PGP.

Never putting away laundry right after it’s done. PGP.

Perpetually being five to ten minutes late. PGP.

Never lifting enough weight to need a spot at the gym. PGP.