Facebook photos of friends running marathons. PGP.

Getting hit with banking fees for reasons you don’t understand. PGP.

Time Warner Cable cutting Showtime in the middle of Dexter’s final season. PGP.

Having a dining room table, but using the coffee table instead out of habit. PGP.

Single-ply toilet paper in the stall. PGP.

“Checking” Twitter, then reading it for at least a half hour. PGP.

Flight delays in crappy airports. PGP.

Someone else doing the crossword puzzle before you. PGP.

When “Sure, I’ll do another” overdrafts your checking account. PGP.

Finally broke that year-long slump. PGP.