That needed commentary. You can’ t just spring something like this on someone with no backstory. It’d be the literary version of Mitch being snuck up on by the blind-folded naked people in his GF’s closet.
On paper for years she’s been a poster child blue chip recruit of what you want in a dream spouse, so I’m guessing there’s a massive case of crazy going on.
One of my parent’s neighbors shells out big money for a Christmas card multi-picture layout. It’s basically an expensive reason for me to nonchalantly ask someone “Is their daughter 18 yet?”
Advertise
“Sorry boss, can’t make it in today, my Venus isn’t doing so well”
I think it could work
I mean I think my kid is great, but trying to make it seem like you and your kids are perfect is setting up everyone for failure
Oh that’s a daily occurrence
That needed commentary. You can’ t just spring something like this on someone with no backstory. It’d be the literary version of Mitch being snuck up on by the blind-folded naked people in his GF’s closet.
Two days in New Orleans almost murdered me. Coincidentally they were two of the happiest days of my life.
I’m almost ashamed at how much I can respect everything he detailed in this post. He’s got my vote.
On paper for years she’s been a poster child blue chip recruit of what you want in a dream spouse, so I’m guessing there’s a massive case of crazy going on.
Finally sold out and watched my first ever episode of The Bachelor last night. Hit series record within 10 minutes.
Even Johnny’s FOMO is more intense than the rest of ours. This is the stuff legends are made of.
There’s a decent chance that I’m writing you in as my vote for president.
This ruined NYE for me, because no matter what I do, it’s not going to be as satisfying as double fisting champagne and OG breadsticks
Some would call that incident my finest moment.
Thank you for the kind words sir. Don’t worry, I’m still a little insane.
You guys also have comparable mustache skills.
Like most other Americans, my vote goes where Ja Rule goes, so unless he makes a change I guess I gotta vote Hilary.
My god damn feels are now strewn out all over my desk.
The pictures they take are big money, professional photographer, big family session. That whole thing.
One of my parent’s neighbors shells out big money for a Christmas card multi-picture layout. It’s basically an expensive reason for me to nonchalantly ask someone “Is their daughter 18 yet?”
Fantastic and motivational work yet again. Also, all I can think about now is eating chili.
I saw it with my own two drunken eyes.