Started upper-middle class now I’m poor. PGP.

All my friends are assholes, but I have no idea where you find new ones. PGP.

Getting yelled at by your boss because you have been making the intern water the fake plants for the last three months. PGP.

That one guy who tells you inappropriate jokes simply because you are the youngest guy in the office. PGP.

Wishing your coworkers were hotter. PGP.

The later the lunch, the shorter the afternoon. PGP.

The overwhelming satisfaction you get when you see people you went to high school with doing much worse in life than you. PGP.