Try the #middleseatlife when you’re 6’5″ 315lb & still in college. Thankfully I’m a semi-functioning 6’5″ 265lb adult now whose company pays for necessary travel upgrades.
what’s the hastag for your younger brother getting married before you, so you’ll be getting crippling blackout once your parents turn their unwanted attention to you? Asking for a friend…
There was a LOR on my desk Friday, I was overcome with jealousy and then began looking at grad school options. I’m pretty sure I’m too old for one of those two responses…
Younger brother is getting married in June & I’m rolling solo (PGP). I can’t wait for the inevitable heart to heart my parents corner me into when I’m 18 Jack n’ Gingers deep.
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No way 3:58 is funnier than the “comeback story” clip, or the responses to his ice cream cone take.
Fight them. Immediately.
Try the #middleseatlife when you’re 6’5″ 315lb & still in college. Thankfully I’m a semi-functioning 6’5″ 265lb adult now whose company pays for necessary travel upgrades.
So, if that’s my experience (reality) that means: overweight, drink too much (supposedly), apathetic to the lady? Nailed it, right?
Damnit BUY*
I don’t know you bro, but you’re too young to let your soul die like that; just make sure that shit d/n happen during football season.
But her Chipotle (with guac) twice a week; it’ll throw her off the trail.
Those type of people should be punched in the face. Repeatedly.
Or quit…
Story of my life, friend. At least my assistant invites me out to drink with her and her boyfriend; out of pity, undoubtedly.
that’s…depressing.
what’s the hastag for your younger brother getting married before you, so you’ll be getting crippling blackout once your parents turn their unwanted attention to you? Asking for a friend…
There was a LOR on my desk Friday, I was overcome with jealousy and then began looking at grad school options. I’m pretty sure I’m too old for one of those two responses…
Being cold-hearted or succumbing to sub-par looks? #validquestion
Younger brother is getting married in June & I’m rolling solo (PGP). I can’t wait for the inevitable heart to heart my parents corner me into when I’m 18 Jack n’ Gingers deep.
Sound like the kind of dude who consumes his booze with the straw.
Disrupt(ion)….hear it every.damn.day.
somewhere a frat angel lost his wings. damn shame.
Unless the company pays your bill…they can piss off.