New England transplant to Atlanta by way of Tallahassee, Florida. An FSU grad, he has been known to drink several cold Natural Lights on school days and enjoys well timed ginger jokes.
More salt and pepper than you think you need, sear for 1 minute on each side in a cast iron skillet, then pop in the oven at about 350 for 45 minutes. Changed my whole perspective on shit…
You can also include people who post conspiracy theories and/or news stories from very obviously fake news sites with the caption “OMG I can’t believe this!”
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Just had to rub it in, didn’t you… And make 50% of the column revolve around my Alma Mater to boot. You’re a monster…
Went to a party in Miami once where this guy asked to call him Cipher. I said no, this isn’t the matrix, and immediately left.
How are you gonna tease us like this and not give us the Doctors diagnosis?
Husbands of women who are on reality TV shows seems to be a pretty common one…
Whoa… someone just lost a game of Golden Tee…
Never thought we’d see the day…
“There are two types of people in this world: Taylor Swift fans and liars”. Damn straight. You tell ‘um Will.
I always try to channel my inner Brian when writing…
How did LL Cool J’s “Deepest Bluest” from the zero award winning Deep Blue Sea soundtrack not make it on here?
More salt and pepper than you think you need, sear for 1 minute on each side in a cast iron skillet, then pop in the oven at about 350 for 45 minutes. Changed my whole perspective on shit…
My boss is a woman, so saying “suck it” might be playing it a little too fast and loose…
A random girl negotiating… every bar fights got one…
Back off Knox.. you know I have dibs…
You can also include people who post conspiracy theories and/or news stories from very obviously fake news sites with the caption “OMG I can’t believe this!”
Sir, write whatever number you want on this blank check and I will pay it!
So 1989 listening party at your place?…
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I’d buy that sword… bitches love swords…
In honor of this column, I’m going to go get a beer
Hey, hes not the only one with perfect syntax and amazing sentence structure around here…