Being too scared to look at your bank account on a Monday. PGP.

Dreading your own birthday. PGP.

Taking it as a compliment when you’re carded. PGP.

“We can reevaluate your salary in six months.” PGP.

I guess I’ll get some work done since I’m out of Candy Crush lives. PGP.

Skipping the paper towel after washing your hands to avoid bathroom conversations. PGP.

Ordering water at the bar to weaken the inevitable hangover. PGP.

Maybe I could become a professional golfer if I quit my job and play every day. PGP.

The awkward silence when your boss asks what you’re working on. PGP.

The crumbs stuck in your keyboard from eating lunch at your desk. PGP.