My boss picked me up some grocery store brand mini cupcakes for my birthday. PGP.

Passive aggressive smiley faces at the end of emails. PGP.

Oatmeal for breakfast. Frozen meal for lunch. Frozen meal for dinner. Repeat. PGP.

Waiting out that whole extra minute at the end of the day to ensure you’re not the first one to leave. PGP.

“Maybe I should cut gluten out of my diet.” PGP.

What does “turnt up” mean? PGP.

Trying to gracefully eat the awkwardly large lettuce leaves in your salad while eating lunch. PGP.

Constantly clearing your browsing history. PGP.

Stealing office K-Cups for your home Keurig machine. PGP.

Thursdays are the only days on Instagram I care about anymore. PGP.