Chuck Schwartz

Member Since 06/19/2014

Brooklyn Bar Raises Drinking Age To 25 To Keep The ‘Annoying’ Riffraff Out

Realistic New Year’s Resolutions That’ll Still Allow You To Maintain Your Piece-Of-Shit Lifestyle

A Recap of The 1st Annual PGP Remote Writers Secret Santa

‘Twas The Week Before Christmas: A Poem About Your Empty Office

Apparently ‘Friends’ Triggered The Downfall Of Western Society, According To This Guy

How Hipster Scum Made Me Realize How Much I Hate Driving

To The Little Fucks Who Rang My Doorbell And Ran Off Last Night

That Time I Went To The Strip Club With My Two Tommy Bahama Wearing Coworkers

The Chronicles Of Todd: John’s Bachelor Party, Day 2

The Chronicles Of Todd: John’s Bachelor Party, Day One