Born in Tangiers, lost my virginity at age 12 to a Brazillian au pair, who was seemingly unaware of the American age of consent. Spent fifteen years at boarding school, At age 18, I was regarded as the most recruited lacrosse player in America, although an incident with a crazed stalker gutshooting me cost me my lacrosse career and a possible scholarship to Johns Hopkins. So I graduated from Georgetown and work for my mother.
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