See I’m the opposite- my old friends knew me when I was a piece of shit. Young, arrogant, careless, and generally not caring what people thought of me. Now, I’m older and have matured but I’m still pigeon-held to that time I used to get belligerently drunk and strip naked at friend’s family BBQs. So I can’t ever advance in the eyes of those who knew me way back when.
I was at a friend’s wedding once with my ex. We pre-gamed heavily because there was a cash bar. I walked in the lobby to look for our table seating card and thought my ex was looking next to me. I found it and patted who I though was my ex on the backside and said “lets go.” I looked ahead and saw my ex. Turns out the girls whose backside I patted was the Best Man’s GF. She was already huddled up with her friends pointing at the creepy guy who gave her an unsolicited butt-pat. Safe to say I had a lot of explaining to do…
Someone recently had a bunch of girls text their best guy friends if they ever thought about being more than friends. As if being in the friendzone wasn’t humiliating enough, they went public with the texts not considering how they were destroying these guys. Just mean-spirited.
If the “Seinfeld Reunion” episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm was any indication, Seinfeld would be just as funny today as it was in the 90s. Truly a legendary show.
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Not posting the Leo DiCaprio/Jay Gatsby extended cocktail meme was a huge missed opportunity here.
See I’m the opposite- my old friends knew me when I was a piece of shit. Young, arrogant, careless, and generally not caring what people thought of me. Now, I’m older and have matured but I’m still pigeon-held to that time I used to get belligerently drunk and strip naked at friend’s family BBQs. So I can’t ever advance in the eyes of those who knew me way back when.
No new friends, no new friends, no new friends, no no newwww. I stay down with my day onessss. s/o Drake
Ringless and Clueless you’re about to be Fianceless if you are that superficial.
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Isabel tell me more!!
Drank wayyy too many BL Smooths last night- paying for it this morning. That being said, I regret nothing.
Yeap. I comment under the same name although I stylized it ChestaCopperpot to make it fit.
Tried to slip a Zima in there, aye? I see you, Johnny D.. I see you.
Don’t let Monday ruin your Sunday.
I would just walk in to my boss’s office, play “Raise Up” by Petey Pablo, take my tie off and spin it like a helicopter.
I feel bad for people who don’t drink, when they wake up in the morning that’s the best they’re going to feel all day.
I was at a friend’s wedding once with my ex. We pre-gamed heavily because there was a cash bar. I walked in the lobby to look for our table seating card and thought my ex was looking next to me. I found it and patted who I though was my ex on the backside and said “lets go.” I looked ahead and saw my ex. Turns out the girls whose backside I patted was the Best Man’s GF. She was already huddled up with her friends pointing at the creepy guy who gave her an unsolicited butt-pat. Safe to say I had a lot of explaining to do…
Waking up is the second hardest thing on Monday morning.
Someone recently had a bunch of girls text their best guy friends if they ever thought about being more than friends. As if being in the friendzone wasn’t humiliating enough, they went public with the texts not considering how they were destroying these guys. Just mean-spirited.
Innocent joke for cheap laughs, everyone calm down.
Surprised his breakfast consist of a pink meat disc covered in maple syrup with a glass of, well, maple syrup.
Rach, if you and I went out to dinner you’d be the only one getting eaten for dessert 😉
What’s up Amber? A/S/L?
If the “Seinfeld Reunion” episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm was any indication, Seinfeld would be just as funny today as it was in the 90s. Truly a legendary show.