When a client asks if you’re old enough to get into bars. PGP.
I wonder if there will ever come a day when I put my fitted sheets on the bed correctly on my first try. PGP.
I literally had to teach my boss how to copy and paste a paragraph of text at work today. PGP.
Nice weather? Don’t want to be at work. Shitty weather? Don’t want to be at work. PGP.