Using sarcasm as a defense mechanism since 1993. At any given moment I'm either tired, drunk, or stressed out. Get at me at charliepgp@gmail.com or whatever.
1. Did you know that a Water Buffalo is just a wet Buffalo?
2. Too young to appreciate the reference, but Will would probably come in last anyway.
3. How should I celebrate my work anniversary tonight?
I’ve been looking into a lot of stuff to do around there. My biggest question is, is it a walkable city? Like, can I just plop myself in Old Town Scottsdale and just walk around all day, or would that be weird/inconvenient?
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Thanks. I think the date is actually going to be cancelled because I have not heard from her in 6 days, but I appreciate the sentiment.
Thanks man, I appreciate it.
I wonder if she still reads the site…
NF confession I’m a spinner
Something involving steak, avocado, and tomato.
Fucking heathen.
I bet you eat Mac N Cheese with a spoon, too.
Wasn’t a date, but yeah pretty much
Thanks man. Not gonna give any spoilers but she was a fun time.
I got drunk and bought a leather cowboy hat this weekend. More on that tomorrow, I think.
Welp
1. Did you know that a Water Buffalo is just a wet Buffalo?
2. Too young to appreciate the reference, but Will would probably come in last anyway.
3. How should I celebrate my work anniversary tonight?
If you’ve ever come down from a cold brew high, you’d know that this is exactly how it feels
I had a feeling it had something to do with that, actually.
Explosive and rewarding at the same time.
Very, very good point.
That actually does sound like the right move.
Okay but what if they ask you to meet their mom after two dates and its one week in?
That’s a big ask, but I’ll try to pull it off.
I’ve been looking into a lot of stuff to do around there. My biggest question is, is it a walkable city? Like, can I just plop myself in Old Town Scottsdale and just walk around all day, or would that be weird/inconvenient?