Nothing says “late twenties” like mid-sex cramps.

Monday’s are for lighting fires you’ll have to put out by Friday. PGP.

I fell asleep at 10 p.m. and now I actually feel like working. PGP.

I’m starting to order more water than beer at the bar. PGP.

Was almost done with my cup of coffee before I realized I never put cream in it. PGP.

Waking up late and getting to work on time means I just found my new wake up time. PGP.

“Can you believe it’s already February?” PGP