Just got a new work laptop, it’s from 2011. PGP.

Relating to Stanley from “The Office”. PGP.

Finally synced my work email to my phone, now I’m “accessible” at all times. PGP.

Nobody in my office is Work Wife material. PGP.

Your coworkers telling you that they’ll “See you next year.” As they leave for the long weekend. PGP.

Instead of a Christmas bonus the owner of the company gave everyone a cheap bottle of wine from his family vineyard. It tastes awful. PGP

Just a small cog in a large corporate machine. PGP.

Preparing for an interview with another company while attempting to still look productive at your current job. PGP.

Needing a third cup of coffee before noon. PGP.

One of my tinder matches requested to connect with me on LinkedIn. PGP