Reading the Chipotle bag in hopes of feeling inspired during lunch. PGP.

You either blackout a hero, or drink long enough to see yourself become the villian. PGP

Patiently waiting for all the baby boomers to retire so we all can just work from home everyday. PGP.

Yesterday was my boss’s birthday and we ate at a Brazilian steakhouse on the company card. Today was my birthday and I ate a Wendy’s baconator alone in my car. PGP.