is no one gonna talk about Defries getting absolutely ethered in that 5th one down?
“I would be ecstatic if you could help me out with this and let me know what you do so that I can start my own routine and not slowly slip into looking like Will DeFries”
“Pretty clear most of you don’t understand how higher education works, and that’s okay. Not your fault.”
-guy who didn’t mean to come across as condescending
kinda lost me with the whole “diddling in the dark” thing..being illuminated by the cold glow of the computer screen is somehow less shameful than keeping a light on? Idk man whatever works I guess
After the removal of HIMYM and always sunny, combined with the package deal of 12.99 for a bundle with spotify premium…I have decided to take my talents to Hulu. I want to apologize to those harmed by this decision, mainly the 4 people who use my Netflix account. Seinfeld, Rick & Morty, and a plethora of other comedies unavailable on Netflix is just too much to pass up.
-BoM
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plastic flasks to beat metal detectors at shows n concerts is the move…every szn is flask szn
is no one gonna talk about Defries getting absolutely ethered in that 5th one down?
“I would be ecstatic if you could help me out with this and let me know what you do so that I can start my own routine and not slowly slip into looking like Will DeFries”
senttttttt
this headline is some A1 clickbait…well done Micah
no billy Madison or happy Gilmore? no tommy boy? trash list
“Was that wrong?” – George Costanza
i really cant relate to a single thing about this column besides missing those boosted 4 lokos…the OG sin juice
guy just outed himself for being high as fuck on the first date? rookie move beyond belief
giant glass of 2% on a hangover?!?! pusha T levels of savagery right there
“Pretty clear most of you don’t understand how higher education works, and that’s okay. Not your fault.”
-guy who didn’t mean to come across as condescending
corona & lime till the wheels fall off
when I turn 22 I’m sure I will understand
imagine complaining about your hangovers at 22
cold dark winters make the summer/springtime benders that much more important..you should see the pandemonium when that first thaw hits
would have loved to seen Micah jagger go in on wild horses
I know this is spot on because I can read every sentence in the tone/voice of the character…very well done
feigning a question when the interviewer asks is key…veteran move right there
dinner with no pop is a sin
kinda lost me with the whole “diddling in the dark” thing..being illuminated by the cold glow of the computer screen is somehow less shameful than keeping a light on? Idk man whatever works I guess
chick handing out 100 mg edible strips at a bar crawl = grim reaper
After the removal of HIMYM and always sunny, combined with the package deal of 12.99 for a bundle with spotify premium…I have decided to take my talents to Hulu. I want to apologize to those harmed by this decision, mainly the 4 people who use my Netflix account. Seinfeld, Rick & Morty, and a plethora of other comedies unavailable on Netflix is just too much to pass up.
-BoM