Boss is working remotely today. It’s currently 25 degrees with snow expected overnight. So here I sit at my desk on a Monday, in a blue floral print with a questionable, yet healthy amount of chest lettuce peeking through an unfastened top button.
Hear me out on this:
1) Put an orange in the freezer for 15 minutes
2) Take it out, slice it in half, and start a hot shower
3) Enter shower
4) Bite into said orange. Devour that sucker.
5) Feel delicious, sticky, vitamin C induced bliss wash over you.
DO NOT TRIM WHEN THE HAIR IS WET. Let it dry fully. If you trim while the hair is wet, it will shrink much more than you expect, and you will lose out on a few weeks of progress.
Let it dry, comb it, trim the stragglers, and just love it.
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Boss is working remotely today. It’s currently 25 degrees with snow expected overnight. So here I sit at my desk on a Monday, in a blue floral print with a questionable, yet healthy amount of chest lettuce peeking through an unfastened top button.
Hear me out on this:
1) Put an orange in the freezer for 15 minutes
2) Take it out, slice it in half, and start a hot shower
3) Enter shower
4) Bite into said orange. Devour that sucker.
5) Feel delicious, sticky, vitamin C induced bliss wash over you.
DO NOT TRIM WHEN THE HAIR IS WET. Let it dry fully. If you trim while the hair is wet, it will shrink much more than you expect, and you will lose out on a few weeks of progress.
Let it dry, comb it, trim the stragglers, and just love it.
The consummate dark horse: Gingerbread.
St. Patrick would like a word with you.
Will, what’s your “go-to” sipping whiskey?