The only bad part I’ve ever discovered is having to deal with her crazy ex-boyfriends. Generally a dime with have at least one of these because the dudes just can’t get over her. And like you said, it’s unacceptable to fight anymore.
1. I loved saving gas money when I could walk to work
2. I truly dislike most of my coworkers so I don’t care to go to lunch with them
3. Living downtown means never having to take cabs on the weekend.
Went to Spirits on Bourbon last Thursday night. Cool bar and the barber chair is a great idea, but the girl was overweight and we all know fat girl boobs don’t count.
The pickup artists at the gym are the worst. They sit at machines texting or they’ll go get on an elliptical just to talk to the hot chick. Never breaks a sweat but hits on every girl in there who is trying to make herself hotter.
Also, I hate girls who try to act like they know more about sports than you do. If we’re watching college football and you start talking about how the coach should be running the cover 2 in this situation or how the RB can’t run between the tackles, you just became an angry lesbian in my book.
1. Whale tail. Never heard that one before.
2. Girls in the North are much different from the girls in the South and much more likely to get on their backs on the first date.
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“Are you on Facebook?” is the best way to get someone to leave you alone. Try it on telemarketers or mall kiosk salespeople.
Fuck Zija and it’s propaganda whores. It it’s so great, why the hell do you have to pedal it on FB?
Strong to quite strong
Not being able to spell mileage #PGP
“It’s a ______ and ______ kind of day” Nope, it’s just another day. No one cares what you’re eating/wearing/listening to.
Hey now. We’re in the tree of trust. No judgements here.
“Your profile is like the Constitution. It’s a living, breathing document, and the US government doesn’t give a fuck about it.”
Best thing ever written on this site.
The one who spends all day complaining to everyone who will listen about how busy they are.
The only bad part I’ve ever discovered is having to deal with her crazy ex-boyfriends. Generally a dime with have at least one of these because the dudes just can’t get over her. And like you said, it’s unacceptable to fight anymore.
1. I loved saving gas money when I could walk to work
2. I truly dislike most of my coworkers so I don’t care to go to lunch with them
3. Living downtown means never having to take cabs on the weekend.
Went to Spirits on Bourbon last Thursday night. Cool bar and the barber chair is a great idea, but the girl was overweight and we all know fat girl boobs don’t count.
Mashburn and Jackson from the Mavs
The pickup artists at the gym are the worst. They sit at machines texting or they’ll go get on an elliptical just to talk to the hot chick. Never breaks a sweat but hits on every girl in there who is trying to make herself hotter.
Always remember to do one of 2 things:
1. Part the Red Sea in the shower, or
2. Lay down a towel or two
Treat nickels like manhole covers.
Burger King crown and cut-off jorts?
Also, I hate girls who try to act like they know more about sports than you do. If we’re watching college football and you start talking about how the coach should be running the cover 2 in this situation or how the RB can’t run between the tackles, you just became an angry lesbian in my book.
I learned two things from this column:
1. Whale tail. Never heard that one before.
2. Girls in the North are much different from the girls in the South and much more likely to get on their backs on the first date.
I’d say a blowski from a stripper with no teeth would be top tier as long as you kept the lights off.
Sounds like me on the phone with Comcast last week after they cut off my HBO.