Have none of you ever been graced with the presence of a cookout tray?
Fancy milkshake, big double burger, two sides (corndogs, chicken nuggets, hushpuppies, fries, onion rings, etc.) for 6 bucks, or under five with a large sweet tea.
this is no contest.
Take the interview with the Fortune 500 and see if you get a job. An offer letter is about the least binding thing in the world, and unless your buddy stuck his neck out to get you the job who cares what the company thinks. Follow the money.
cpas are an under appreciated group of people. we make slightly less than doctors or lawyers, but we are easy targets. we dont have the self confidence, and unlike lawyers we typically need a wife who can shore us up on the social side of things
The polo andrews short is what you are looking for. six inch inseam, buy them a size big, and wear your shirt untucked. Now for golf shorts. I will take some advice. Havent found a pair that works.
Scotland: You can have a cheap education, but we collect 37% of GDP in taxes. Go to college for free, but even if you want to make a lot of money, we will just take it from you.
England: Pay us back for your education when you have the resources to do so, but in the meantime we will just take 39% of GDP. That is right, you can pay us back for your loan when you can, but good luck being able to because you owe the tax collector.
USA: Pay for your own education. If you think school is so important we will subsidize you a little bit, but you will bear the risk. Invest in yourself at your own peril. But we only want 24% of GDP. So starting a business or going to trade school may be a better choice.
I think we would all prefer to keep the extra 13-15% of our income then have a cheaper education. Swanson, I would call you communist, but that might imply that I do not think you are a socialist Marxist.
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As someone who did 18 months in public, you can’t expect people to understand. Congrats on rejecting the koolaid
Have none of you ever been graced with the presence of a cookout tray?
Fancy milkshake, big double burger, two sides (corndogs, chicken nuggets, hushpuppies, fries, onion rings, etc.) for 6 bucks, or under five with a large sweet tea.
this is no contest.
Take the interview with the Fortune 500 and see if you get a job. An offer letter is about the least binding thing in the world, and unless your buddy stuck his neck out to get you the job who cares what the company thinks. Follow the money.
cpas are an under appreciated group of people. we make slightly less than doctors or lawyers, but we are easy targets. we dont have the self confidence, and unlike lawyers we typically need a wife who can shore us up on the social side of things
The polo andrews short is what you are looking for. six inch inseam, buy them a size big, and wear your shirt untucked. Now for golf shorts. I will take some advice. Havent found a pair that works.
so your sister’s hot. can we get some more details please.
Scotland: You can have a cheap education, but we collect 37% of GDP in taxes. Go to college for free, but even if you want to make a lot of money, we will just take it from you.
England: Pay us back for your education when you have the resources to do so, but in the meantime we will just take 39% of GDP. That is right, you can pay us back for your loan when you can, but good luck being able to because you owe the tax collector.
USA: Pay for your own education. If you think school is so important we will subsidize you a little bit, but you will bear the risk. Invest in yourself at your own peril. But we only want 24% of GDP. So starting a business or going to trade school may be a better choice.
I think we would all prefer to keep the extra 13-15% of our income then have a cheaper education. Swanson, I would call you communist, but that might imply that I do not think you are a socialist Marxist.
if tiger woods shows up in a kenny powersesque manner, nobody is finishing drinks. we will get alcohol poisoning from finishing the whole bar