Was a frat god on campus, only to realize that the lifestyle is frowned upon in the real world after graduating. Drinks sorrows away realizing his job was only attained through alumni connections.
I mean I could never have enough hot friends that are girls. Hot girls have hot friends, which equals easy in to said hot friends. How else am I going to know Sara just broke up with douche Geoff and is on the rebound?
My last meet the family moment occurred on Thanksgiving last year, and Grandma May would not stop grabbing/slapping my ass and informing my GF at the time to keep an eye on me, or she was going to snatch me up. For an 86 y/o woman, she was sneaky quick too.
Yeah Todd’s parents were in town and his Dad took him to the bar, asked him if she was the “one” to know if he needed to entertain her or just ignore her while she got cozy with Todd’s mom. Which TGDAG I couldn’t tell you, but it was before Derby
This is like that grilled cheese place in Cleveland that gives you 10% off if you have a grilled cheese tattoo on your body. Cost overly outweighs the benefit.
I wonder how Will is debating the outcome. I bet he writes both sides and drunkenly submits one. Either way the site will go apeshit with either outcome.
Have to ask. How long did it take you to find a new job? I keep hitting the hurdle of companies expecting to pay a relocation fee, when I keep reiterating that I’m not needing that.
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Pretty sure I’ve never looked at the girls name until it’s a match
no it didn’t
Come on Max, everyone knows your dick and balls are inverse. The older you get the more your balls sag, causing the dick to shrink
you – “Hey will you stop at (insert fast food place)? I’ll get you something/tip you for the effort”
Uber – “ok”
What’s a raise?
Don’t forget to use TMC’s apps she wrote about
Stock girls wouldn’t
Trust me your boss has already forgotten about it. It’s when you do it repeatedly you can start sending your resume out.
I mean I could never have enough hot friends that are girls. Hot girls have hot friends, which equals easy in to said hot friends. How else am I going to know Sara just broke up with douche Geoff and is on the rebound?
Have Christmas at your place. See how quickly the argument changes.
My last meet the family moment occurred on Thanksgiving last year, and Grandma May would not stop grabbing/slapping my ass and informing my GF at the time to keep an eye on me, or she was going to snatch me up. For an 86 y/o woman, she was sneaky quick too.
you forgot Claire on that list
Yeah Todd’s parents were in town and his Dad took him to the bar, asked him if she was the “one” to know if he needed to entertain her or just ignore her while she got cozy with Todd’s mom. Which TGDAG I couldn’t tell you, but it was before Derby
This is like that grilled cheese place in Cleveland that gives you 10% off if you have a grilled cheese tattoo on your body. Cost overly outweighs the benefit.
I wonder how Will is debating the outcome. I bet he writes both sides and drunkenly submits one. Either way the site will go apeshit with either outcome.
Sup?
Bet that’s not the first time that has been yelled at your mom
Have to ask. How long did it take you to find a new job? I keep hitting the hurdle of companies expecting to pay a relocation fee, when I keep reiterating that I’m not needing that.
Sounds like you need to be the first one there to make sure you get your free drinks.
Like what AB did with Killians. Changed the ingredients to mass produce it, ruining the original.